Grumpy Brit and the Sopranos
No dinner pics tonight. We had fish and chips came out great we were just out of tartar sauce and ketchup. I mean who does that??
Anywho we are on the last season of the Sopranos marathon. It’s my first time seeing it (yes I know, where have I been). It’s good and I like it but it has lots of slowing burning episodes and episodes about nothing.
Watching the Sopranos I’ve come to the following conclusions……
A) Junior is literally a mental case
B) AJ needs to get the snot beat out of him and shown that he isn’t a wise guy after all but rather an entitled little brat.
C) Meadow sucks. She is a know it all and it’s freaking annoying. I’m sick of her self righteousness ugh!
D) Christopher is an idiot. Clean. Drunk. Clean. High. Make up your mind! And just because you are Tony’s cousin doesn’t make you super captain.
E) Janice, you fat whale……..
F) who is the guy wanting to be Deniro? So irrelevant I can’t remember so let’s move along.
G) I love Paulie :0)
H) Why does Tony breathe like that? I almost got angry at my Brit for changing it to star wars till I heard him talk. Seriously though….. Why are these women sleeping with him? He’s over weight, balding, and in no way charming…….
I) Carmella…… She is a nag. Just her voice sends shivers down my testicles and I don’t even have them! I can understand why Tony is a womanizer but in the same breath I think she deserves more than a cheat.
J) that chef guy and his wife. Omg how annoying is this couple and how funny is it that she stores his balls in an artichoke jar but he tries to be a bad ass! Artie! HIS NAME IS ARTIE!
K) Therapist….. Great boobs but can she just pork him already the eye sex is enough to make you sick! Get to it woman!!
L) I’m glad Tony’s mom is dead. Good riddance. Now I count down the time for Junior. Patiently……
M) poor Bobby. Poor sweet Bobby. And his kids :0( why Janice? Why Janice?
And this topless club. I get its topless but seriously…..
I figure I will hold out on the rest of my assessment seeing as I may have given spoilers for those who haven’t seen. But I’m trying desperately to find someone who feels the same. Desperately seeking.
On with the show!
